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THE CINEMA NOW OPENS ITS DOORS EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT...Wednesday afternoon Matinee performances with FREE TEA & BISCUITS....Kids matinees at the weekend...
Box Office Hotline 12noon to 10pm daily on 07778 025490.
Remember....Book early to avoid disappointment.
Our next live show is:
Saturday April 22nd 2017
Doors open 7.30 for 8.00pm
FOUR ACTS, ONE GREAT NIGHT OF COMEDY
with GARY DELANEY
Steve H Allen, Eleanor Tiernan and Milo McCabe
Our Headline act, Gary Delaney is an award-winning stand-up.
Delaney's last tour was extended four times and took in over 240 dates. His new tour will once again showcase exactly why he is seen as one of the premier gagsmiths of his generation.
One-liner king Delaney has a simple philosophy when it comes to jokes:
"A good joke should be like a drunk Glaswegian, short and punchy."
Through Twitter and TV, where he has been a regular on Mock The Week, Delaney has become one of the most quotable comedians in the country. He recently won Celebrity 15 to 1 and will soon be seen on Celebrity Mastermind and Celebrity University Challenge for team LSE, with his old university mate Martin Lewis (from MoneySavingExpert.com) who encouraged Gary to make his comedy bow. His other TV and radio credits include Robert's Web (Channel 4) and Loose Ends (BBC Radio 4).
Delaney has won two Sony Awards, as well as receiving a Chortle Award nomination. He's also a regular writer for shows including Cats Does Countdown, A League Of Their Own, Live At The Apollo and The Royal Variety Performance, and his jokes have twice appeared in Dave's Top 10 Funniest Jokes from the Edinburgh Fringe.
Steve N Allen, Eleanor Tiernan and Milo McCade
To book tickets
CALL THE BOX OFFICE on 07778 025490
between 12noon and 10.00pm daily